Guess what!
i just realized that mouths are really gross! Like super gross. The taste that’s in my mouth right now is just awful and my teeth feel fuzzy.
Wait! When did i get hungover? How much did i drink last night? i didn’t think i drank that much.
Oh shut it you blunderface.
at work and not giving a tour. Thus!
Hipster Bandnames Vol. Iforget: Game of Thrones Edition
Ned Stark’s Bastards
John Snow (This band does a lot of coke)
Dire Wolves
The White Walkers
GoT Yeah (Like simultaneously “got you” and “Game of Thrones, Yeah!”)
Half Men
The Hand
(The) Wildlings
Mother of Dragons (Make sure it doesn’t sound too much like Wolfmother)
Winterfell (Definitely a male/female indie folk duo with acoustic guitar and synth)
That’s all i’ve got right now. Some of these do actually make pretty good band names.
"Among the brand-name French theorists of the mid-20th century, Roland Barthes was the fun one. (Foucault was the tough one, Derrida was the dreamy one, Lacan was the mysterious one — I like to imagine them sometimes as a black-turtlenecked, clove-smoking boy band called Hors de Texte, with the hit album “Discipline ’n’ Punish.”)"
— Sam Anderson, opening his NYT Mag riff on Mythologies with quite possibly the greatest lede of all time. (via millionsmillions)
(via painsthee)