Hey you guys!

Guess what!

i just realized that mouths are really gross! Like super gross. The taste that’s in my mouth right now is just awful and my teeth feel fuzzy.

Wait! When did i get hungover? How much did i drink last night? i didn’t think i drank that much.

Oh shut it you blunderface.

Triptastic tow truck (Taken with instagram)

Triptastic tow truck (Taken with instagram)

[Flash 10 is required to watch video]

No explanation…


(Taken with http://cinemagr.am)

I’m…

at work and not giving a tour. Thus!

Hipster Bandnames Vol. Iforget: Game of Thrones Edition

Ned Stark’s Bastards
John Snow (This band does a lot of coke)
Dire Wolves
The White Walkers
GoT Yeah (Like simultaneously “got you” and “Game of Thrones, Yeah!”)
Half Men
The Hand
(The) Wildlings
Mother of Dragons (Make sure it doesn’t sound too much like Wolfmother)
Winterfell (Definitely a male/female indie folk duo with acoustic guitar and synth)

That’s all i’ve got right now. Some of these do actually make pretty good band names.

Yup. Pretty accurate.

Yup. Pretty accurate.

(Source: leadingtone)

GPOYW while watching Mad Men. Damn. (Taken with instagram)

GPOYW while watching Mad Men. Damn. (Taken with instagram)

jonahray:

Bruce Campbell and Jonah Ray are buddy cops in: CHIN AND TONIC (Taken with instagram)

i hear CBS is green lighting this for next summer.

jonahray:

Bruce Campbell and Jonah Ray are buddy cops in: CHIN AND TONIC (Taken with instagram)

i hear CBS is green lighting this for next summer.

Taken with instagram
Little known fact, i apparently work in the engine room of the Enterprise.

Taken with instagram

Little known fact, i apparently work in the engine room of the Enterprise.

"Among the brand-name French theorists of the mid-20th century, Roland Barthes was the fun one. (Foucault was the tough one, Derrida was the dreamy one, Lacan was the mysterious one — I like to imagine them sometimes as a black-turtlenecked, clove-smoking boy band called Hors de Texte, with the hit album “Discipline ’n’ Punish.”)"

Sam Anderson, opening his NYT Mag riff on Mythologies with quite possibly the greatest lede of all time. (via millionsmillions)

(via painsthee)